After Ethan Page and Thatch Man had a horrendous title match the night before, Page desperately needed a strong performance here against against the guy who likes to make VERY FUNNY cat jokes. It turns out though that the #SamiSprint was just what the doctor ordered for the man!
The #SamiSprint is a formula for success in pro wrestling! It’s unbelievable that Sami works any other kind of match. It’s unbelievable that wrestlers don’t study the brilliance of this formula and replicate it for themselves all the time. You work quickly. You try to kill each other. One person wins. It’s lovely stuff. Yay, wrestling! Page won after a package piledriver. (***1/2)
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