Originally reviewed here.
June 22, 2014
Devastation Corporation (Max Smashmaster & Blaster McMassive) vs. 3.0 (Shane Matthews & Scott Parker)
Story of the Match: The structure of the match was more typical US indie than I expected. There was a heat segment obviously and then a very extended back and forth sequence until the finish (Smashmaster hitting Matthews with a senton).
At one point during the match, LFC was proposing a hoss division to Quack on commentary. Quack’s tone as he said “Hoss division?” is one of the best moments of 2014. High comedy.
Analysis: I was not into this much, and the crowd seemed just as lukewarm as I did. Sadly, this season of Chikara has conditioned me to expect awful finishes that I am actually grateful that this ended as clean as possible. That is not a good sign.
Match Rating: **1/4